January 2, 2011
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Hey, gorgeous! How it going?
guy, how?
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Dehydrated Japanese noodles under fluorescent lights.
Japan dehydration under fluorescent surface
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Does it get better than this?
I can have a good?

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Question: Are you dating anyone?
ask you a question you do not date the object of the present right?
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I met somebody who would be perfect for you.
I met a person and you are a perfect match
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Perfect might be a problem.
perfect match may be a problem

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Had you said codependent or self-destructive … .
if you say the common independent or self-destruction, then …
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-You want a date Saturday?-Yes, please.
– Saturday and want to have a date object? – of course, please,
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He is cute.
others handsome
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-He funny. He -He a he?
– and funny, he was … – you said “he”?
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Well, yeah.
Well, yes
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Oh, God! I just
Oh, I thought …
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You e nice Oh, God.
you are a promising young
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Good, Shelly. I gonna flush myself down the toilet now.
well, Shirley, I going to the toilet to flush itself
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Okay. Bye-bye.
Goodbye
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The One Where Nana Dies Twice < br />
six-line set of the first quarter of Section 08 (Grandma) Nana died two back
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Hippo subtitles fine-tune the network produced
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It hard to enjoy noodles after that. Is that ridiculous?
I did not mind eating after listening to this surface is not ridiculous? < br />
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Can you believe she actually thought that? < br />
Can you believe she will have such thoughts do?
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Yeah.
can
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When I first met you, I thought maybe …
when I first met you I thought you were
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… possibly …

… may …
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… you might be.
… maybe
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You did?
Do you really think so?
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You spent Phoebe birthday party talking to my breasts …
Yes, but then you have been staring at Phoebe birthday I chest
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… so I figured maybe not.
… I think you probably are not right
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Did any of the rest of you guys think that when you first met me?
when I first saw you also think so?
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-I did.-I think so, yeah.

– I was – I was
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< br />-Not me.-No, no, me neither.
– I not – no, I do not think so
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Although back in college, Susan Saladore did.
Although this college Susan that
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You e kidding.
kidding?
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-Did you tell her I wasn ?-No.
– you have to tell her that I was not it? – no
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I wanted to go out with her too.
because I want to date her
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I told her you were seeing Bernie Spellman …
I told her you and Bernie are a
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… who also liked her.
because he likes her
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Well, this is fascinating.
So, this is simply amazing
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So what is it about me?

What is the reason?
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I don know. You e smart, you re funny ….
I do not know because you are clever and funny
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So is Ross. Ever think that about him?
Ross is smart but he is funny that you have thought about it?
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-Yeah, right!-What is it?
– is oh – in the end why?
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I don know. You just You have a quality.
I can not tell but you just have that kinds of potential
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-Yes, exactly. – Yeah, a quality.
– Yes – Yes, the potential
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“A quality.” Good. I was worried you were gonna be vague about this.
potential? when he said I was afraid you do not see out of it
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I think this is gonna work for you.
I think you should be useful
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-Excuse me?-Sure, sure.
– I sorry – Well, well
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Women find you less threatening, they let their guards down …
woman did not there is no chance threat Huhuashizhe ah …
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… you e like a stealth heterosexual.
… you like a sneaky heterosexual
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-It Paolo calling from Rome.-Oh, my God! Calling from Rome!
– Rachel , is the call of Paul from Rome – God, called from the Roman
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So he calling from Rome. I could do that.
great, he called me from Rome can
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Just gotta go to Rome.
it wants to go to Rome I < br />
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Your Dad just beeped in. Can you make it quick?
Monica, your dad calling you brief it?
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I talking to Rome.
I was and Rome phone
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I talking to Rome.
I was and Rome phone < br />
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Hey, Dad. What up?
Dad, how?
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< br /> Oh, God.
my day
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Ross, it Nana.
Ross, grandmother
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-How you doing?-Hey, Dad.
– You all right? – Hey, Dad
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So how is she doing?
her situation?
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The doctor says it a matter of hours.
The doctor said only a few hours a
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-How are you, Mom?-Me? I fine, fine.
– Mom, are you okay? – I? I better
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I m glad you e here.
I glad to see you to
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-What with your hair?-What?
– how has your hair? – What?
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-What different?-Nothing.
– look a little different – nothing changes Yeah
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Oh, maybe that it.
Perhaps for this reason
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-She unbelievable. Her mother -Okay, relax.
– she was incredible – Relax
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We e gonna be here a while.
It seems that we have have been here for some time
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We still have boyfriends and your career to cover.
inevitably have to talk about your boyfriend and work things
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Oh, God!
my God
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The fuzzy little mints at the bottom of her purse.
her purse with moldy coins
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Yeah, they were gross.
really disgusting
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You know what I love?
you know what I like it?
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Her Sweet Lows.
her artificial bags of sugar
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How she was always stealing them from restaurants.
She is always stealing from the restaurant go
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Not just from restaurants, from our house.
not just a restaurant, our family is the same
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Mrs. Geller?
Gray wife
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She looks so small.
She looks so small
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I know.
I know
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Well, at least she with Pop-Pop and Aunt Phylis now.
< br /> At least she now has to accompany his grandfather and aunt Philip Adams
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Aunt Phylis is dead?
Philip Adams aunt died?
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Yeah, for like six years.
is that there were probably about six years
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Where were? Can we focus, please?

– Where am I? – said where it? we do not stray from the point, okay?
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Goodbye, Nana.
Farewell, Grandma
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Bye, Nana.
Goodbye, Grandma
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Nurse!
nurse!
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What is going on?
in the end how is it?

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You know how the nurse said Nana had passed? < br />
nurse said she had passed away
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Well, she not quite.
not actually
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What?
what?
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She not passed! She present! She back!
she had not entirely passed away she was still alive, she returned
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What going on?
how is it?
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She may have died.
she may die
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She may have died?
she might die?
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We e looking into it.
We are waiting for news
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I l go see.
I went to see

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This almost never happens.
This thing is almost impossible
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Now she passed.
She died
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I just have to know, okay?
I need to know
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Is it my hair?
is my hair?
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Yes, that exactly what it is. It your hair.
Yes, it is your hair
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Yeah , you have homosexual hair.
you have a gay hair
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So did she …?
how she is?
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Twice.
twice
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-Twice?-Oh, that sucks.
– twice? – Eye
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-You guys okay?-I don know. It weird.
– You all right? – can not tell, good weird
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I know she gone, but I just don feel ….
But I know that she has passed away I feel …
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Maybe she not really gone .
perhaps because she did not
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No, no, she gone.
No, she passed away
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We checked.
We examined
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A lot.
a lot of times
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No, I mean, maybe no one ever really goes.
Perhaps people do not really dead
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Ever since my mom died, every now and then …
my mother died, I occasionally …
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… I get this feeling that she right here, you know?
… feel her in the side
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And Debbie, my friend from junior high …
there is Debbie, my junior high school best friend
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… got struck by lightning on a miniature golf course.
playing mini golf when he was struck by lightning
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I always get this strong Debbie vibe …

that sticks with yellow pencil …
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… when I use a little yellow pencil.
… I always felt a strong sense of “telepathy”
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-I miss her.-Here, Pheebs.
– I miss her – to the Philippines this
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Want this?
you want to do?
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-Oh, thanks.-Sure.
– Thank you – rude
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I just sharpened her this morning.
the morning just to cut a good
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I don believe any of that. When you e dead …
I do not believe that a
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… you e dead. You re gone. You e worm food.
dead is dead, dead insects become food
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So Chandler looks gay, huh?
money Germany looks like a homosexual?
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I don know who this is, but it not Debbie.
I do not know who the but this is definitely not Debbie
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Dad, let just make a decision.
Dad, we need to make a decision < br />
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You e right. It going into the ground.
you are right, take her buried in the earth
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We should get the most basic thing.
basic things we should put things right
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“The non-protective corrugated fiberboard with white laminate.”
“above the white sheet, unprotected corrugated fiberboard”
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Dad, we can bury Nana in a dresser from kea.
Dad, we can not wear like a grandmother carnivorous parrot
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This is why your mother buys my clothes.

This is your mother bought my clothes because
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I hate to shop. I hate it.
I hate to buy things, hate
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Isn this more about the fact that …
This is not a dream come true
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… once you decide, it like acknowledging Nana actually gone?
like to know my grandmother really gone the same
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No, I really hate to shop.
No, I just hate to buy things
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-I thought it be a closed casket.-lt doesn mean she can look nice .
– I thought to use the sealed coffin – it does not mean she can not look decent little
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Sweetie, you think you can get in there?
child, you think you can go in it?
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I don see why not.
course
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Here my retainer.
my braces
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I was just thinking …
I was thinking …
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-… when my time comes-Dad.
– … when I left – dad

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Listen to me.

listen to me
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When my time comes , I wanna be buried at sea.
I go, I want to buried at sea
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You what?
what?
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I wanna be buried at sea. It looks like fun.
I want to buried at sea, it seems very interesting < br />
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Define “fun.”
define what “interesting”
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Come on. You l make a day of it. You l get a boat, pack a lunch ….
that day you will have fun with the boat you will be riding with lunch …
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And then we throw your body in the water. Gee, that does sound fun.
then your body is really interesting to shame the sea
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Everyone thinks they know me. Everyone says I so predictable.
everyone thinks about me They say that Jack is too rigid a
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Maybe after I gone, they l say, “Buried at sea? Huh?”
Maybe I dead buried at sea they would say, ha?
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That probably what they l say.
so they will probably Well
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I like that.
hope so
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-Hey, gorgeous.-Hey.
– Beauty – Hey
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Look, l sorry about yesterday.
Sorry I do yesterday
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Don worry. Apparently, other people have made the same mistake.
Do not worry, I obviously believe that people have made the same mistake
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Okay. Phew!
Well, call out!
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So, what do you think it is about me?
Why do you think is the reason?

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I don know what.
I can not tell
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You just have .. .
you are a kind of …
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-… a quality.-A quality. Great.
– … potential – the potential is oh
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It a shame. You and Lowell would e made a great couple.

What a pity, because you and Luol Deng had it on
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Lowell? Financial Services Lowell? That who you saw me with?
Roll? accounting department with Roll you think we are?
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What? He cute.
Why not? he handsome
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Well, yeah.
and
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He no Brian in Payroll.
him Unlike Brian
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Is Brian?
Brian is not …?
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I don know. If you were gonna set me up …
If you want to make me focus on matching
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… I like to think it be with somebody like him.
I hope you will pick him
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Brian a little out of your league.
I think you deserve Brian
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Excuse me. You don think I could get a Brian?

I sorry, you think I deserve him?
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Because I could get a Brian. Believe you me.
because I am worthy of him, believe me
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I really not.
I really do not deserve

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This one?
this one?
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I e shown you every dress we have.
I have let you read each piece of clothing
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Unless you want her to spend eternity in a lemon-yellow pantsuit …
unless you want her to always wear lemon yellow trousers < br />
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… go with the burgundy. < br />
coupled with purple clothes
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Whatever we pick, she say it the wrong one.
Whether we choose what she will say that we have chosen the wrong
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Right. We l go with the burgundy.
Yes, it is Select purple bar
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A fine choice. I coming out.
good choice, I want to come out
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Wait! We need shoes.
and so on, leaving a shortfall of shoes
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-How about these?-That really a day shoe.
– how this double ? – This is a pair of day shoes
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Where she going everyone else will be dressier?
her to the place you will dress more formally?
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Could we see something in a slimmer heel?
can find a little thin heel shoes do?
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I have nothing in an evening shoe in the burgundy. < br />
I can not find purple evening shoes
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I can show you something silver that may work.
However, a double silver shoes may be suitable for
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-No, it really should be burgundy.-Unless we go with a different dress.
< br /> – no, must be purple – unless we find another one set
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No, no, no. Watch this.
No, wait, I see
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